Step on up to Heaven (with me) --
See,
There's a path right over here . . .
next to Jesus.
You can even lean on Him --
if you get tired along the way.
He's a good Man --
Son of God, in fact!
Always there to lend a hand . . .
when Heaven's on your mind.
But, hang on --
wait just a minute here . . .
Is that a sin I see?
Are you trying to bring some sins along --
To Heaven?
See we don't do sins --
here --
in Heaven!
Don't let `em near this place!
You could almost say we're allergic to sins here in Heaven,
Allergic to sins --
and sinful people.
We've got rules you see.
Did I forget to mention that?
We've got rules here in Heaven --
rules that gotta be obeyed!
And when you don't --
obey the rules, that is . . .
Well,
let's just say you could slip . . .
Lose your way --
-- Miss a step,
and Fall.
Security is steep, you see . . .
Can't let Sins pass,
or Sinners --
Not on the way to Heaven.
We train `em hard --
our security.
We train `em hard . . .
To spot Sin --
and Sinners --
here on the road to Heaven.
Funny, though --
`cause Jesus won't join in --
Do you think security's too good . . .
for the Son of God?
Is He too High to notice Sinners?
Sinners that need to be brought down --
however we can . . .
whenever we can.
That Jesus, He won't join us --
Some Son of God We got!
He keeps talking,
about Sinners -- and sinfulness.
Seems He thinks they're worthy --
of time,
and trouble . . .
Now, you might say,
how can WE know better?
and yet we KNOW we do!
That’s why we’re not so high on Jesus.
After all - how can we keep security --
on track, on target, and on time?
When Jesus!
He's Forgiving!
Understanding! Even Caring!
Willing to fill Heaven --
with Sin!
Push Him off!
Get Him off this Road!
Son of God, my ass!
He's a Fool!
Pretender to the Throne!
